A More Perfect Religion

Monday, 19 September 2011, around noon.

Michele Bach­mann receives edicts from God Him­self, which many peo­ple seem to con­sider a sell­ing point for her pres­i­den­tial bid. If she were poor, or slightly less func­tional, we’d all just dis­miss her as an unmed­icated schiz­o­phrenic and move on.

In a sim­i­lar vein, thanks to the mag­i­cal pow­ers of the stock mar­ket, I am worth $20,000 more this week than I was last week, when mostly I just sat around in my under­wear re-​​re-​​re-​​watching episodes of Bat­tlestar Galac­tica. Where did that value come from? What is it a mea­sure of? It’s a com­plete fic­tion, but some­how we all agreed that it’s a fic­tion I can more or less lit­er­ally take to the bank.

Maybe the Cylons were right about us.